Philip "HAWK" Hawkins doesn't just desire concerning killing vampires - He eats, sleeps, beverages as well as freakin' breaths it. After getting tossed out the Army for laying a fellow soldier with a candid two by 4, Hawk virtually dies of boredom working as a night security guard at a deserted warehouse in his hometown of Santa Muerte, The Golden State - USA. Just when it appears like all Hawk's options in life have ended - Gross blood-sucking vampires show up. And also obviously - Nobody even freakin' thinks him. With his back up versus the wall surface, his perspiring Karate Kid headband on and also crowds of blood-thirsty homicidal vampires enclosing, Hawk employs the help of the someone who sort of believes him - Revson "REV" McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. With each other they sign up with pressures to save the whole entire freakin' globe. Well - At the very least their home town anyway.